Sunday, 19 February 2017

10 Things All Women Secretly Do


1. Make a wedding board on Pinterest that's set to private. We might not even be into weddings or want to get married, but rest assured we've still got one. We just like looking at all the pretty dresses OK?

2. Pretend we're in a music video every time a particularly emotional or sassy song comes on the radio.

3. Use our periods as an excuse for anything we don't want to do. It started way back in the day with P.E. lessons and we're still doing it now because it's the one thing nobody can argue with.

4. Wear concealer on a no makeup day so we look like we're makeup free, but look a teeny bit better than when we've just woken up.

5. Only shave the parts of our legs people are going to see so during winter it's basically just ankles that get any attention.

6. Transform into Beyoncé in the car. I mean, you should see how amazing we are, but the transformation only happens when we're alone.

7. Only wear matching underwear when we think someone might see it. Those M&S five packs are just too darn comfortable and will win over our wedge-tastic lacy frenchies any day.

8. Eat really healthily in front of other people to give off the impression that we're some sort of clean eating goddess, then dig straight into the chocolate when we get home. It's all about balance right?

9. Lie about our weight, even to the doctor. Then act surprised when the doctor proceeds to weigh you and you're half a stone heavier than you said you were. 'I think that must just be post-Christmas pounds...'

10. Blame every bad mood on hormones because then you can't be mad that we shouted at you. It's not our fault, it was hormones OK?

Anyone else want to admit to doing all of the above or did I just horribly embarass myself? (When I read some of these points to Nick he said 'You can't write that on your blog!')

Amy x
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  1. This made me laugh out loud, I do them all haha!! Great post Amy!! xxxxxxxx

    lucylovesbeautyxo.com

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    1. Haha I'm glad it gave you a laugh and glad they all apply to you too! xx

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  2. Hahaha so true :D I love my Pinterest wedding board and I've caught myself wearing concealer on a no-make up day :)
    Love,
    Charlotte Luisa | bycharlotteluisa.com

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    1. I'm glad some of them apply to you too, makes me feel much more sane! xx

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  3. Believe it or not 😱😱😱 NONE of the above for me. Is that bad?
    Awesome post! Love it!!!
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    1. I'd say it's probably good rather than bad haha! xx

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  4. All of them relate to me! Aha such a good post xxxxxx

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    1. Yes I'm so glad Tasha, it's not just me! xx

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  5. Hahaha I love this! Really reminded me of a Jenna Marbles style YouTube video, she's absolutely fab and easily my favourite person on YT! The matching underwear thing is SO me, like you say, who can be bothered if it's just you that's going to be seeing it? I'll admit that I don't have a wedding Pinterest board though (or any Pinterest boards for that matter, I'm a bad blogger, I know!), if I ever get married, it won't be a big white wedding!

    Abbey 😘 www.abbeylouisarose.co.uk

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    1. Oooh I've never watched Jenna Marbles so I'll definitely have to check out her channel! The funny thing is I don't want a big white wedding either but I still have the Pinterest board haha! xx

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  6. 3, 4, 5, 7, 10! These sum me up completely! Haha! I found that in the Winter I will just opt for trousers every time instead of shaving, but then curse when I go on a night out and need to shave my legs haha.

    Steph xx

    Steph’s World | Lifestyle Blog | www.stephsworld.com

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    1. Yes trousers pretty much every day haha! Glad you relate xx

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  7. Haha, these are hilarious! yes to sassy Beyonce moments xD!

    Style Sunrise☀

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    1. Haha you have them too? Thank you lovely xx

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  8. This was so relate-able! I am constantly pretending to be a healthy goddess of cucumber and lettuce when i'm at work but secretly I like cheese burgers and chicken wings haha!

    Lxoxo
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    1. Haha, I'm straight off to McDonalds after work! xx

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  9. Hahaha I love this post so much, almost everything in it is so relateable (I never imagined my wedding, can you believe it?) - numbers 3, 4, 5 and 10 are soo me and I'm so glad I'm not the only one when it comes to that story about shaving your body parts during winter :D

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    1. Haha yay I'm so glad you can relate - that makes me feel much better! xx

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  10. This is really funny! Hope you have a lovely weekend.

    Gemma x
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    1. Aw I'm glad you think so Gemma, hope you had a good one too :) xx

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  11. Hahaha this blog post made me giggle so much! Thank you so much for sharing as it really made me smile 🌸💗✨

    With love, Alisha Valerie. x
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    1. Aw thanks so much Alisha I'm glad it gave you a laugh :) xx

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  12. Love this! I was gonna pin points the ones that were me but I am all off them ahahah!!! Such a great read!!!! xox

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    1. Haha well the response to this is definitely making me feel better! xx

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  13. This made me laugh so much - especially turning into Beyoncé!! The other day one of my work colleagues came over and it turns out he'd driven alongside me for a full minute while I was singing my heart out!!!!

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    1. Aw no that's exactly the type of thing that would happen to me! So funny! xx

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  14. I definitely only shave the parts of my legs people will see during the winter. It's just a hassle to do more than needed! (:

    Single Vegas Girl
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    1. I did that exact thing this morning haha! xx

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  15. Haha the shaving part is definitely me! I once went to a wedding and wore a dress and I only shaved half my legs and when I danced at the dinner, my dress was swirling and you could definitely see the part of my leg that was not shaved!

    Yiota
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    1. Aw no haha, such a time saver though! xx

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  16. These are all so true and made me laugh so much!! I am definitely Beyonce every time I get in my car!!
    Have a lovely day :)
    Rosanna x
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    1. Haha it happens every time! Thanks love xx

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  17. This made me laugh because it's so accurate! Amazing post.

    Tania || www.taniaalexandraribeiro.com
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    1. Haha I'm so glad you think it's accurate and it's not just me! xx

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  18. Hahahaha, that was perfect, Amy! I won't comment any further because I said it all and I totally agree - just perfect, hahaha, you are great! Wishing you a great week!
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    1. Haha thanks so much Denise, I was nervous posting this but so happy with the response! xx

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  19. Babes this post has absolutely cracked me up, I literally think I do every single point above haha!! Especially the turning into Beyonce/Lying about weight and blaming everything on periods haha (poor Ben!).

    Hayley xo
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    1. Haha I'm so glad - I know, poor Nick! xx

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  20. Haha so many of these are ridiculously accurate! Singing in the car and pretending to be in a music video? YES!!

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    1. Haha YES I'm so glad you do that too haha! xx

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  21. Yes to all 10 of these, haha! I love pretending I'm in a music video - you should see me break out to "We Belong Together" by Mariah Carey ;)

    Blessings,
    Edye | Gracefulcoffee.com

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    1. Haha I would love to see that, I'm sure some innocent car drivers have seen me many times! xx

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  22. I might not agree with all of them but I agree with most! Every time I'm driving somewhere, I pretend I'm in a music video! I'm constantly lying about my weight right now because I've put on two stone in around two years and I'm trying to get rid of it!

    Sian x
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    1. Haha I'm glad, I basically say the weight I want to be! xx

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  23. I totally agree with all of these! Especially matching underwear, comfort all day everyday. I'm also guilty of five too x

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    1. I'm glad you do some of these too, luckily most people seem to haha! xx

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  24. Oh i'm totally with you on the healthy eating thing. I find it easy to eat well at work when i'm busy but soon as i'm home i'm straight in with the chocolate before i've even eaten my tea!
    Amy at Amy & More

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    1. Haha I'm so glad it's not just me! xx

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